Tight Chested and Quiver Lipped

Scarlett O'Tebow
I think somebody got their feelings hurt... oh... no I think someone got rocketed in the chin by Patrick Trahan... but it looked clean from here!
I feel like at some point during this video the theme song from Gone With The Wind should have cranked and we'd have a soft dissolve of Tebow's silhouette against a glorious sunset.

From there we hear...
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never lose a football game again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never lose a tackle football game again.